What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 04:25
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.